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Drunken Deity

Posted by wismty - April 6th, 2009


ADDED VIDEOS, please forgive me for the horrible quality and no sound, if someone could recommend a good program I'd be thankful.

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MLEYS-- Level 1 - Done. (very easy) (VIDEO)
ZPWTR-- Level 2 - Done. (very easy) (VIDEO)
XQWXT-- Level 3 - Done. (easy) (VIDEO)
PMPEM-- Level 4 - Done. (easy) (VIDEO)
UOENC--- Level 5 - Done. (easy) (VIDEO)
ONSSW-- Level 6 - Done. (moderate) (VIDEO)
IZEPO---- Level 7 - Done. (easy) (VIDEO)
EJUGL----Level 8 - Done. (easy) (VIDEO)
TYUPQ--- Level 9 - Done. (moderate) (VIDEO)
MITFD---- Level 10 - Done. (moderate) (VIDEO)
QDOGN ---Level 11 - Done. (easy) (VIDEO)
RAMPL ---Level 12 - Done. (Random: easy/moderate) ***** (VIDEO)
GMLSN ---Level 13 - Done. (easy) (VIDEO)
JPNIS -----Level 14 - Done. (moderate) (VIDEO)
BBRBT ----Level 15 - Done. (hard) (VIDEO)

***** = From this point it's acceptable to take damage, otherwise, instant reset; There's just no point on continuing after being touched when I know I can beat the level flawlessly.

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Well, I'm off school for 3 weeks, so I'll have some extra time to do the impossible; Getting Drunken Deity on Alkie Kong 2, an achievement that only the true elite gamers are able to obtain.

As of this moment the only people who've achieved this arduous task are:
Wylo March 8th(!?)
life April 4th(?)
wismty April 10th.
Varien April 24th
Fleshlight April 27th
gdfsgdfg April 30th <----- (Possible cheater)
FlappableBag May 2nd?
Nijsse May 22nd

I've been avoiding doing that feat because I know I need a lot of time to perfect every little jump and move, not to mention, develop an effective strategy on the harder levels (9, 12, 14 & 15).

If anyone wants help or tips on any level, don't hesitate to ask.

Let's play some Alkie Kong!!!

A Drunken Journey Begins:

April 5: I managed to go untouched until I got stuck in level 9, I can see a pattern I can use to avoid getting hit on the first cycle, but I'm having a harder time recognizing a pattern for the last 2 cycles, it's not that hard, just tedious and frustrating. Oh well, it's getting late, I'll tackle it tomorrow. :)

April 6: Now I got up to level fucking 11 without getting touched and those molties were coming from everywhere, it was fucking horrible ;_;. Level 9 was a pain in the ass to do, though I found a very safe and effective way to cruise it... Ugh, I was sooo close to beating this crazy game, like my best friend Altrio would say "God Damn it" :( More tomorrow.

April 7: Didn't really get a chance to play much. I had to do a lot of stuff. I'm gonna see if I can finish this game off by tomorrow.

April 8: I got to level 12 with just one life left, I lost pretty quickly, I think the toughest part of this level is the randomness of it, there is no way to know which side alkie will throw barrels at, I've already beaten this level in my "practice runs" perfectly, but the random part of it makes it either very hard or very easy to do... I can now beat level 9 consistently.

Again I got all the way to level 12 without getting hit, but it's just too random... so I skipped it and went to level 13, which after a few tries I aced it, thanks to very predictable bats and timed jumps :) Tomorrow I'll try to figure out lvl 12 better and tackle on level 14... ugh.

April 9: OMFG I feel so stupid now, in level 12 I missed something SOOOO obvious that would help me even out the randomness of the level... Well, looks like level 12 will now be branded as easy/moderate on the count of this discovery... haha. Before this "discovery" my chances of beating the level were less than 10%, now its easily over 80%. Drunken Deity feels less like a hang over now :D

And... After 10 tries I did level 14 (on a test run, anyway) without getting hit. I hate this level, I have to be pretty focused on everything above and below me... I still need to master it before moving on.

And to finish the day off, I made level 15 with just one life left... just one problem, I haven't practiced level 15 at all, so naturally I lost right away. I'm so close to finish this game now, I should have it by tomorrow. :D

April 10: Finally beat 15 (test run). Now for the real run... And after one frustrated attempt on beating the game (I messed up in level 13), I make an incredible comeback and kick the game's ass without getting hit once! AND IT ONLY TOOK 5 DAYS, GOD DAMN IT!



Comments (38)

Wow, good luck man!

Thanks, RYNOL, I'll need it. :)

Good luck. The first time I got to level 15 on brutal I killed the boss and the time ran out right after. I heard &quot;god damn it&quot; and the credits scrolled without me getting the medal. It took two more days to get back there and finish it. I'd say level nine is one of the hardest.


Wow, that really sucks, I probably would suffer a heart attack if that ever happens to me, lol.

I can beat every level in hard consistently except for 12(Which is random) and 9.

How did you beat 9 without getting hurt? I can't do that one level(Although I can do all the other levels without getting hurt.)

I devised a pattern which gets you from point to point without receiving damage. It's pretty hard to explain as it needs you to wait at certain parts for some time. Perhaps I'll upload it to youtube once I'm finish with this medal :)

(Or like, nowish. :D)

Either way PM me a link ASAP it is up on youtube.


Luckily for you, level 14 is basically the same as in the easy + normal modes.

Only difference is one or two more bats and faster enemies.

Yes, it's difficult at first, but thankfully, with careful movements it can be quite predictable. :)

I shall beat you to DD!!!!!!!!!

I might have it by today, any luck on level 9?

Yeah, just beat it.

On level 10 of (I hope) the last run.

I will get it NAOWS!

And I just died on stage 15 due to bats.

Oh well. I'll get the medal tomorrow.

It really makes no difference to me if i'm 3rd or 4th to get that medal. :D

I beat the game without dying just now xD

You should totally come on my account and do it for me. :333

Also you are missing one of the FUI2 medals.

Yep, I'll do it later, for some reason, I can't get enough points on level 5 for an A+

You are the only one who might possibly surpass Wylo in medal points

Oh wait, I forgot life

Wylo already has the maximum points possible, he also has the advantage of having an earlier sign up date, which dooms me to perpetual 2nd place. The only way I may beat Wylo is if he suddenly quits, which I don't think will happen anytime soon, he said he's in it for the long run... Which is good, because I am too. :)

Well done with joint-first place.

Thanks, mwmike :)

Congrats on DD.

Reading through your comments I was looking for an AniMetal C-C-C-Combo Breaker, but someone beat me to it.

Anyway thanks for the vids, perhaps I'll be able to get DD someday.



Bats are predictable, molties on the other hand...

Congrats on getting all the medals. People keep mentioning that Level 14 is easy once you figure out the &quot;trick.&quot; Apparently I haven't figured it out yet so I keep dying. Any idea what the trick is? (Of course you have, you bastard XD, you have every single medal). I could beat every other level fairly easily.

Oh my bad, I was talking about Alkie Kong 2

I guess the trick is to not die? lol

On level 14, ladders are your best friends, use them whenever enemies are coming from all directions. Time your jumps and try to think two steps in front of your enemies.

I'm in process of uploading vids for harder levels, so be sure to check back.

It's always a mystery that Wylo keep getting them all first

Shh, we don't talk about it much, but rumor has it that Wylo has been programmed by aliens to take over this site's medals... and then THE WORLD!!!

I made a video responce about how to do lvl 13 easier. hope you approve :)

Wow, that extra jump never came to mind... Excellent job!

damn it you finally got perfectionist :(

It took me way too long to figure it out, I had to restart the game due to confusion. One thing's for certain, though, I'm never playing that abomination EVER AGAIN.


you are just cool


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