Score: 9

"Classical Goodness."

submission: Bubble Trouble

date: June 11, 2007

Adictive as hell, I love arcade games... even more when when they're free; YOU SAVED MY QUARTERS!! :D.

How many levels are there? I can only reach level 13 before it gets almost impossibly hard to accomplish.

I do have a complain about this awesome game though: Why in God's name is there no Pause button!? It's really irritating when you're into the game and someone PMs you and and makes another window appear on top of the game... :( also I think it would be great if there was a break in between levels, holding your pee isn't good for you, ya know? :P

More weapons/power ups would be nice too... rocket launcher anyone :D?

Now onto the game ratings:

Graphics: I'm one of the few people that think graphics are not important in games against the fun factor, but this game does have some nice backgrounds, so good for you. (8)

Style: Yes. Arcade gaming = Win! (8)

Sound: Maybe it's my speakers but the volume sounds a bit distortioned :( (3)

Violence: This game is as violent as a bar of soap... FULL OF BUBBLES!!!!!!111.. K (2)

Intercativity: Well you control pretty much everything, it would be nice if you could climb walls and jump onto plataforms, but it's still cool this way. (8)

Humor: Maybe it's just me, but after the 24th straight hour of playing and failing this devilish addicting game, I began to laugh hysterically, THIS GAME DRIVES ME CRAZY!! (8)

Overall: Great game, there's quite a bit of room for improvement, but yet the essence of original game is there, so it's cool (9)

/me goes back to play some more.

Great Job. Keep it up. ;)

5/5

-wismty-

Score: 5

"Not bad for a first."

submission: Luigi VS. MasterHand

date: January 21, 2007

It wasn't bad at all for a first try at sprites. The fighting was rather slow, faster action is always better.

Luigi losing was an unexpected touch. Nice.

3/5 Keep it up, I expect to see more from you in the future.

wismty.

Btw, I have your replay button... :D

Score: 9

"A Most Excellent Calculating Instrument!"

submission: The NG e-Penis Calculator

date: March 12, 2006

Cool, I was getting tired of doing all those calculations manually, this calculator will be a great tool to messure my e-Penis faster!

Tricky the clown was a nice touch, oh! how I miss that clown's penis, I just can't get enough of it nowadays :P

On a side note, my e-penis size (according to Mr. Power's formula) is 8.072 inches (20.502 cm), not too bad if I do say so myself, I probably have a bigger e-penis than 99.9% of the NG population.

The other one (Cap' Crisp's) meassured my e-penis at an outstanding 47399 inches (120393.46 cm)!!!! omglolwtfbbq!

Anyway, this is definitely going to my fave flash list, you know, not because I'm an e-penis pervert or anything (makes shifty eyes) but because I just happen to like the flash (Yeah that's it!).

The PID thing was an excellent option, since it's just too much of a hustle entering each stat field manually, which usually took a lot of time. Now my only trouble will be remembering my profile ID, which isn't too hard 408998 :).

Sorry for giving this excellent tool an undeserving "9", but I just thought that the abilty of seeing my total number of BBS bans would've been an outstanding addition, I guess I was expecting a bit too much. heh?

However there isn't a lot I can say about the calculator itself, except that I hope it will gain an award and hopefully it will end up in the "Gadgets Collection" along with the NG Calculator.

Well that's all he wrote folks. No more to say than keep up the extraordinary job, Denvish!

Two Thumbs Up

5/5

-wismty-

Score: 10

"WOW!!!"

submission: God Warriors

date: November 28, 2005

He quedado totalmente impresionado, Rigo, me gusto el parecido con los caballeros del zodiaco.

Graficos: Para haberlos hecho a mano, son excelentes!, eres todo un profesional, en serio :).

Sonido: la musica de fondo de caballeros del zodiaco me gusto mucho, pues siempre he sido un gran fan de la caricatura :), Las voces... cual es tuya? Alguna de esas es de Ozcar? (creo que vi en los creditos que ozcar ayudo?). Por cierto, todas son muy buenas y se oyen excellentes; fuertes y claras.

Violencia: Aunque realmente no hubo una pelea en si (osea que no hubo escenas en donde los caballeros se golpean fisicamente), pero lo recompensaste con los ataques especiales.

Interactividad: Me gusto mucho el hecho de que tiene un seleccionador de escenas, pero es todo lo que tiene de interactivo.

Humor: No lo hay, pero pues es rara la vez en que lo hay en la caricatura original, no?

Overall: Quede totalmente paralizado de lo bueno que estuvo, realmente no puedo esperar para ver el proximo capitulo de god warriors. Espero que te den un reconosimiento por esta obra de arte, un front pageazo al menos :).

Sin mas que decir por ahora, te deseo mucha suerte, buen trabajo, Rigo.

5/5

-wismty-

Score: 5

"Even though checkers is my hobby game..."

submission: Masters Checkers

date: October 29, 2005

Well, I must admit checkers is my favorite game of all time, but to be frank, this game has dissapointed me... The computer's intelligence just sucked, there isn't any challenge in that!, there were even times when it would just let me beat it without putting any resistance at all!.

Maybe it would be better if you added an option to change the difficulty. That would make it a lot better, or you can also add more options, overall, like changing sides, or undoing moves, sounds, checking computer's last move, maybe even add an easter egg (such a special animation or whatever) for those who beat the game, ect... use your imagination man!

One thing I didn't like was that once you click the checker to make a move, you can't undo it, so it forces you to make that move.

Also, even though it only happened once, the computer just let me win without even finishing the game, I mean, there were still checkers on the board!... you should really fix that, lol.

Alas, I'm sure you worked hard on this game, and my only other suggestion would be, to keep it up, and try to becoming better at flash... heh.

And since I'm really, really a fan of checkers, I'm giving you a 3/5.

-wismty-

Score: 9

"Haha! :)"

submission: deleteDF30

date: October 8, 2005

Now this is what I call humor! =)

Graphics: were good as well.

Sound: Very good too, which is a big factor in the funnyness ;)

Oh, and I found your subliminal message:

"Ziggy booofy monkey poo~!:!) :A the aith eakit I hate alskm oother kill her lalkjthe :)
If you're reading dis i will come to ur howse and ckill joo and joo wil dy! an i will laf! tiee hee haww! smiley."

I wonder what that means lol

All in all, a excellent flash, it was funny enough to be added into my favorites. Good work sir!

4/5

Score: 8

"Pretty good, didn't expect it at all!"

submission: Negative 001 - The Call

date: August 31, 2005

Short my ass, a flash can be an hour long and still be shit, this flash is awesome, you definetly deserve a spot on the top 50, and the daily first of course.

Enough ass kissing to you, on to the actual flash...

The graphics were superb, from start to finish, I really like this type of shorts, and I'm glad how this one turned up, I'm looking forward to see more of it, and maybe even more flash from you, I have yet to view all of your current ones, but from the looks from the ones I've already seen, your skills have been greatly improoving over the time. :)

The story was interesting, I wonder what will happen next, please don't take too long to bring us the sequel :P

I couldn't hear the character's voices that well, but it may be my crappy speakers, maybe it would make it easier to understand if you add subtitles to this one, and to the next ones as well.

A little background info would be cool too, I don't really know what goes on, apart from the blatant obvious... Maybe you could give us a little more info about that comic. Just a thought.

Overall, can't think of anymore to say, except for... Keep up the good job!

5/5
wismty-

Score: 9

"Exellent game."

submission: Dad 'n Me

date: July 30, 2005

This is arguably one of the best games I have ever played, the combo system was just amazing, but I would had like that there were more enemies that attack back, there were only a handful (the first bully, the kid with the helmet the guys playing soccer (but they only attack you if you have the ball [great touch!], the kid with the dart gun, the guys that were in a tractor [but they were harmless after their tractors was destroyed] the ninjas and the final boss), and it would've been even better if the enemies were harder, although I have to admit that it took me quite a few tries just to beat this game :)

The only down side is that it was too short, but hey, what can you expect!, I've seen a few of the review and most people are complaining about how this game doesn't have a saving system... This game doesn't need one lol, if you can't beat it just keep trying you'll find out that it's not that hard ;)

I did find a combo that kills every time (it might not kill bosses but it will take a huge chunck out of their lifes)

The comobo consist on giving three normal punches then one hard punch, if done correctly the enemy will be sent upward, press hard punch once again and you will use you feet to launch him even higher, when he come back use normal punch and hard punch together to send him even higher, this will give you enough time to step back and then run forward press hard punch, and then press it again repeatedly to perform the helicopter move (by the time you use this the enemy will most likely be dead), once you land you can do another helicopter move, but that's just to get more hits in the combo.

I did find one glitch though.

The paralyzing death!

This can happen when you do the following:

When you defeat the first kid (Marcus) walk until you see the kid on the horse (just don't get too close or the animation of Wilburg beating the shit out of knox will play), run and do a strong punch (S) and then press it again, you will do the jumping while punching move, if done correctly you will hit Wilburg and he will leave knox alone (he's going to die anyway) and you will be paralyzed, and Wilburg will beat you to death.

I still haven't tryed it yet with the last boss, but I'm sure the result can be the same, as you won't let the intro for the boss end properly

In all seriousness I really do hope this becomes into a console game, it will do pretty well, I assure you, but you already know that.

All in all, this game has enough to keep you comming for more and more and more, even if you have finished it... I enjoyed every moment of it.

I'd keep going but the character limit is killing me :o

Thanks

5/5
wismty-

Score: 8

"Exellent Tool"

submission: the NG Calculator

date: July 29, 2005

I got $389.5 w00t. Knowing that I'm worth more than 90% of NG boosts my e-penis.

Suggestion: You can try to add voting power too.

It's a wonder on how something so simple can be so cool. Anyway, great job and congrats on the 5th place award.

Score: 8

"Oh! my o_0"

submission: The Maxwell Edison Story

date: July 14, 2005

I've never heard that song from the beatles before, it doesn't make any sense at all, but then again, when has a beatle song made any sense? heh. :)

I loved the animation. Everything the song said you illustrated us with magnificent graphics, and with a humoristic touch, which is one of the reasons this flash is so good, no wonder why it's in the top fifty ;)

The sound. Was kind of distant, not in a way that you can't literaly hear it, but it could be hard to know what the song says if it wasn't for the subtitles or maybe it's just me, or that's the way the song was made (again, it's the first time ever I've heard this song).

It was a nice touch to put the words to the song. Kinda makes you sing along doesn't it? well not really, but it was a nice touch indeed.

All in all, a great movie.

-wismty-